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Surfing with the Alien is the second studio album by American rock guitarist Joe Satriani. It was released on October 15, 1987, by Relativity Records. The album is one of Satriani's most successful to date and helped establish his reputation as a respected rock guitarist.
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State Route 250 (SR 250) was a state highway that existed in the central part of the U.S. state of Georgia. It traversed through Tattnall and Evans counties. It paralleled the western edge of Fort Stewart. SR 250 had no major cities besides Daisy. Today, it is known as Old Highway 250. SR 250 was considered one of the least traveled state highway in all of Central Georgia.
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John Halliday was an American actor of stage and screen, who often played suave aristocrats and foreigners.
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