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Karin Annika Bjurner Söder is a Swedish diplomat and politician representing the Swedish Social Democratic Party. From 2014 to 2019, she served as Sweden's State Secretary for Foreign Affairs. In February 2020, she was appointed by UN Secretary-General António Guterres to collaborate with a UN group on peace building and in January 2021, she was engaged by OSCE chair Ann Linde as her special representative for the South Caucasus. On 18 January 2023, with ministerial backing from Germany and Sweden, she became a member of the International Commission on Inclusive Peace.
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