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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}

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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}

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{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}

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